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"We think too much, and feel too little.."


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miniaturewolves:

I miss you.
Saturday, 4:34 pm
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Anonymous said: Are you really a virgin?

Yessssssssss oml

Anonymous said: how?

Do people really think that guys/girls have sex every single day while they have significant other like…? I literally reblogged a thing because it was funny/truthful and I get an ask saying that? It sounded horrible with the way it was worded. Jfc. Not to be rude, but honestly, read that ask and tell me that doesn’t sound offensive both to privacy and to Caity.

Anonymous said: Whyre you sexually frustrated if you have a girlfriend?

This is such a silly ask ngl

merpjake:

miniaturewolves:

I miss you.

Aw baby bear.. :c I miss you so much
Sunday, 12:05 pm
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piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.
Saturday, 11:03 pm
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descendxnts:

being sexually frustrated makes me wanna punch someone in the face tbh

(via brutaljuice)

merpjake:

im dumb af

I USED TO HAVE A SINGLE STRETCHER LMAO
Saturday, 3:39 pm
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"..and Capcom was like “F*ck!….People are losing interest in Mega Man, we gotta make a new” WHAYUM!!"
Egoraptor - Sequelitis - Mega Man Classic vs. Mega Man X (via merpjake)
miniaturewolves:

I miss you.

Aw baby bear.. :c I miss you so much
Saturday, 1:31 pm
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Anonymous said: IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT!?!

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Friday, 6:08 am
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Thursday, 11:33 pm
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Thursday, 11:29 pm
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