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blueofmind:

merpjake:

Things to know about Australia/Australians:

  1. Our news is either super serious, or Karl Stefanovic.
  2. Literally none of us know (well, no one I’ve ever heard of anyway) what the hell happens in Western Australia ever…like…I literally never see anything on the news regarding WA.
  3. We usually…

On point 2., I’m pretty sure West Aussies know what’s happening in Western Australia. The “us” in your post refers only to eastern staters, not “Australians.” But I agree, your eastern states media does a good job of keeping its citizens woefully ignorant about issues affecting a third of the continent. 

Shshshsh it’s a joke, we do know things about WA sh

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bus, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

I agree with this on many levels, but please also know that there are a majority of us who are definitely not like this :(

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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