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"We think too much, and feel too little.."

Anonymous said: Would you like a glass of water?..

Would you? You thirsty little frick..

I’m joking btw hi! Ahaha

Anonymous said: I heard you like whales, so I have a whale joke for you. "Do you like whales?" You: "yes" Me: "Then why don't we go hump back at my place?" Ba dum tsss

Whales are kind cool I guess I just…wat

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I shouldn’t have laughed

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Anonymous said: you intrigue me, also I don't have Facebook so...

Ohhhh..well um..? I guess message off anon, and I’ll reply privately? Is there something you want to know or?

Anonymous said: how could one talk to you more privately?

Facebook? Why Anon?

Anonymous said: im - 9 billion :'(

Soz, anon

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Anonymous said: youngest you'd date?

- 8 billion. Unf.


Animal Crossing in a nutshell
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Ivory hilted dagger and sheath.
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You got a problem?
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